Deepwater Horizon oil spill
The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, the BP oil disaster, or the Macondo blowout) is an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico which flowed unabated for three months in 2010. It is the largest accidental marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry.
At 3 parts per million, the inland silverside, a major food supply for fish that people eat, dies in a week.
BP SUX, currently the champion polluter, informed the Federal governement today it is working to keep its title by using chemicals that will kill the small fish that feed the top of the food chains.
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BP SUX VP for future media said in the new educational video , Our SoyLent Green Invigorate, (premiering on Fox News any day now) "As this slime slowly descends to the bottom of the Gulf, we have a good chance of removing 70% of the Gulf's ability to produce edible food for the next 340 years. I have advised our agricultural division to begin stocking up on dioxin so that we can be sure that anything trying to eat soybeans besides our future customers will break out in bleeding rashes immediately. Our end retail customers will be able to spend 20-45% of their net worth with us for food-like products before the skin-peeling rashes begin to bother them.
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